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When I’m a father

When I become a father, I’m going to dress in a black suit and wear black sunglasses all the time. They will know me for being an emotionless man who takes his job seriously.

Then when my kid eventually watches MIB they will think I am an agent and will have the most respect ever… and I wont have to talk to them.

Anonymous asked: photo of yourself?


nah sorry

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